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QUIZ: Which PornHub Collab Are You?

As one of the most credible news sources, DSR strives to report on ALL aspects of the culture. So when your favorite brands and retailers collaborate with PornHub...¯\_(ツ)_/¯  Which PornHub collab are you? Take this decently SFW quiz to find out.  

DSR’s Supreme FW ’19 Staff Picks

Supreme is back in action and you, the stupid consumer reading this, need to be told what to buy. Don't pay attention to the various other Supreme FW '19 picks from respectable news sites which released 2 weeks ago when the preview was announced. Instead,...

Hypebeast Visits Local Laundromat as it’s the Only Option to Flex Supreme Underwear

“Ha, you think I actually did my laundry there? I would never wash my pieces in a public washing machine, that’s disgusting. I dropped a rack on ensuring I only wear Supreme underwear and I never receive proper recognition for it. This was the only...

Used Shoes Purchased on GOAT Came With OG All and Athlete’s Foot

“Now I realize why these used Unions Black Toes were only $700 even though resale is booming…they came with OG all, and some more. At least I can put the $600 I saved buying them used towards the medical bills for this fungal infection.”

QUIZ: Which Designer White T-Shirt Is For You?

How much could a plain white t-shirt possibly say about you? Turns out, a whole lot. Take this quiz to find out which designer’s white tee best fits your vibe of sartorial superiority. Your wallet might not thank us, but your summer fit pics will....

QUIZ: Which Met Gala Celebrity Fit Are You?

Do you want to know which ridiculous Met Gala celeb's fit you are? Take this pointless quiz to find out!

The Buyer’s Guide to Flexing in the Workplace

For better and for worse, in today’s climate playing it safe is going to be your best bet. Nobody gets that as well as the 9-to-5 weekday warrior. You, the cubicle king, likely reading this under the tepid yellow glow of fluorescent tube lights, have...

Dad Shoes Reviewed By My Father Based On His Regular Dad Activities

Dad shoes became a big trend in 2018 with the release of the Balenciaga Triple S, Adidas Yeezy 700, and Puma Thunder Spectras. The wave was so strong even the forefather of the “Dad” sneaker aesthetic, the Nike Air Monarch , received a makeover from...

Michael Jordan: Bootcut Legend

When the name Michael Jordan comes to mind, most people think of his six rings, sneakers, or proclivity to “Put it all on red, baby!” For those observant of his personal style, Jordan stands for offensive fits, NOT his historic offense and buzzer beaters. Jordan...

9 Upcoming Collabs You Must Cop This Spring

In an era where a new collaboration drops daily, it has become increasingly difficult to separate the cream from the crop. Luckily, Deadstock Report has dug through all the hottest upcoming releases and made the work easy. In this list, you’ll find the X hottest...

9 Must Cop Items From Supreme’s SS ‘19 Preview

We have compiled a list of the top 9 must cop Supreme items dropping in their Spring Summer 2019 season. Before you buy Supreme SS '19 be sure to read this list. May the flex be with you. GORE-TEX Poncho When it comes to flexing...

New Girlfriend, Apparently, Hypebeast’s Personal Photographer

SHOREDITCH, LONDON - What began as a simple new-age tinder hookup has blossomed into romance, or at least that's how one hypebeast sees it. Louisa Owen, an amateur photographer and the not-for-long-suffering girlfriend of the rich white boy in question, isn't so happy: "When I...