Wed. Nov 13th, 2019
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Hypebeast Unsure What To Do With New Supreme Hatchet

NEW YORK, NY— Supreme’s recent release of a hatchet has left many locals confused as to how they will use it. We spoke to one individual, Michael Smith, who said the following:

“I had a bit of buyer’s remorse with the hatchet that dropped last season. It’s too bulky to carry around, and I almost chopped my finger off trying to cut an onion with it. I actually took it to Central Park and chopped a tree down for a photo shoot, so I’ve been on the run from the department of forestry for the past week and a half. Anything for the ‘gram though, right fam?”